A friend recently wrote she had been blue starred on a dating website. Blue starred is like getting the biggest bouquet of last-minute-idea grocery-store bought roses from a person you never knew existed. Weird, flattering and alarming all at once with the thought rolling around that maybe they sent the flowers accidentally and they were … Continue reading A Tale of Peanut Butter’s Link to My Dating Life
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The Truth Wasn’t So Heavy
No, Mr. UPS Delivery Person, I don’t have a boyfriend or a husband home to help you carry the mattress I ordered online. Nor do I have any children with which we can pawn off the difficult undertaking. If I did have children they would probably do it for the simple price of a candy … Continue reading The Truth Wasn’t So Heavy